The End Of The Freaking World

Well ladies and gentlemen seeing as this is my first blog ever....ever..ever i decided to start off with a topic that was light hearted and easy to handle the end of life on earth (if you're a martian you're fine i suppose, i guess Lil Wayne will be spared.) Well my first reason as to why i assume the world is ending soon is because every one is dieing what the hell i mean this 26 year old news reporter chick got beat to death in the middle of the night in her house by some dumb ass who snuck in threw the dogie door. (i mean was there really nothing that good on t.v. that night) and then there is ole Bernie mack isn't he a bit to rich to die of pneumonia? and then the stock market is falling faster than a retard that was allowed to tie his own shoes and yet gas is going down to which may be good for the rest of you but i sold my truck about a month ago and bought a horse drawn carriage coincidentally the price of oats is ridiculous. And i also find that the media is causing the world to end because has anyone sat and watched Fox New if you say you have your lieing cause all the people that have ever watched that b.s from begging to end have either eaten a bowl full of razors and washed it down with anti-freeze or are currently have sex with members of the same sex......or goats or something. But in the closing of my first blog i shall leave you with one final reason why the world is eaten a fat one and coming back for seconds that crap gobbler solja boi he sucks at everything he has ever done and shall ever do if he died i would cry a river longer than the list of shit he sucks at ( tears of joy obviously)......good night and good luck to every one.......except solja boy he can die.....alot.